Total Medals Earned: 1,081 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,955 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (30/50 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
RAAAWR.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Complete 30 rooms
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Reach the end of the game
